Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! π
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ππ
Maida (Guest) on January 12, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Hashim (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Hassan (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 7, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 3, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 25, 2019
π Pure comedy gold!
John Lissu (Guest) on September 22, 2019
π Instant mood boost!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 20, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Aziza (Guest) on September 20, 2019
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Fadhila (Guest) on September 15, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Habiba (Guest) on August 25, 2019
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 12, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 11, 2019
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 23, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Ahmed (Guest) on July 11, 2019
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
George Tenga (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 25, 2019
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Rahim (Guest) on June 25, 2019
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Nuru (Guest) on June 24, 2019
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 23, 2019
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Latifa (Guest) on June 21, 2019
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 10, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Warda (Guest) on May 30, 2019
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Wande (Guest) on May 24, 2019
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 20, 2019
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
Fadhila (Guest) on May 11, 2019
π Iβm saving this one!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 17, 2019
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Nyota (Guest) on March 28, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 27, 2019
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Rubea (Guest) on March 19, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Zakaria (Guest) on February 27, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Nchi (Guest) on February 13, 2019
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 3, 2019
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 2, 2019
π€£ This joke is too good!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Mazrui (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Jaffar (Guest) on January 4, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2018
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 18, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 9, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on December 7, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwanais (Guest) on December 4, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 30, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Nuru (Guest) on November 21, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 16, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Hawa (Guest) on November 11, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 9, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
John Kamande (Guest) on October 30, 2018
π Rolling on the floor!
Habiba (Guest) on October 26, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ