Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Salma (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Azima (Guest) on January 4, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 31, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 24, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Ali (Guest) on December 23, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

John Lissu (Guest) on December 14, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 9, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Jabir (Guest) on November 14, 2019

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Bahati (Guest) on November 12, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Sumaya (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 11, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Kahina (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 21, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Ali (Guest) on October 21, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Juma (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 10, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Masika (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Sultan (Guest) on September 29, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2019

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

James Kimani (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 7, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Warda (Guest) on August 29, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Rahim (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 25, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Nashon (Guest) on July 6, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Aziza (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

John Malisa (Guest) on June 7, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Sekela (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 13, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 25, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 17, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Asha (Guest) on February 28, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 15, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 13, 2019

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 1, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Rehema (Guest) on January 29, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Hamida (Guest) on January 28, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Josephine (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 19, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 13, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 5, 2019

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Husna (Guest) on December 23, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌