A ghost's favorite room in the house is π»the living room!π» Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ππ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 5, 2019
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James Mduma (Guest) on October 31, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 31, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 29, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
Maimuna (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 4, 2019
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 1, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 24, 2019
π This is a keeper!
Amir (Guest) on September 23, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 20, 2019
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 19, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Saidi (Guest) on August 26, 2019
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 11, 2019
π Mood instantly lifted!
Rubea (Guest) on August 8, 2019
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Salma (Guest) on August 6, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 24, 2019
π Sharing right away!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Arifa (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2019
π I needed that laugh!
Mwanais (Guest) on July 5, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Omar (Guest) on July 4, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 27, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 15, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Azima (Guest) on June 11, 2019
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
Jabir (Guest) on June 10, 2019
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 6, 2019
π You got me!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 3, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 12, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Zakaria (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 4, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 21, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 6, 2019
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Hassan (Guest) on April 2, 2019
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Binti (Guest) on March 16, 2019
π Bookmarking this!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 6, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 1, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Raha (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 28, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 28, 2019
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Hashim (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 1, 2019
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Nyota (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
David Chacha (Guest) on January 12, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Kazija (Guest) on January 8, 2019
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Mwajabu (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 5, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 3, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 2, 2019
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Arifa (Guest) on December 31, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Mazrui (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 21, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ