The most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is the "tur-key"! 🦃
Explanation: The riddle plays on the word "key" by using a pun. It implies that the most important key at Thanksgiving dinner is not a literal key, but the delicious turkey, which is the centerpiece of the meal. The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 4, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 23, 2019
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Neema (Guest) on October 23, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 18, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Sharifa (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
John Mwangi (Guest) on October 15, 2019
😆 I’m dying over here!
Azima (Guest) on October 11, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on October 11, 2019
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Masika (Guest) on October 6, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 25, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 28, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Maida (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
James Kimani (Guest) on August 10, 2019
😂 This is a keeper!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 8, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Abubakari (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 29, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Majid (Guest) on July 25, 2019
😃 Instant mood boost!
Shabani (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 20, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Umi (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 6, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 9, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Daudi (Guest) on May 9, 2019
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Zakia (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 23, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Issa (Guest) on April 18, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Shukuru (Guest) on April 16, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 23, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 28, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 26, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Shani (Guest) on February 22, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Mzee (Guest) on February 17, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Omari (Guest) on February 16, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 5, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 5, 2019
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Rahim (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 31, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 19, 2019
😄 Too good!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 16, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Khatib (Guest) on December 13, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Issa (Guest) on November 30, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Fikiri (Guest) on November 28, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 25, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥