Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! ๐ผ๐ฅฆ
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 3, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
John Lissu (Guest) on April 2, 2020
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Fikiri (Guest) on March 11, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 28, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Makame (Guest) on February 26, 2020
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Nchi (Guest) on February 21, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Binti (Guest) on February 13, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 31, 2020
๐ So funny!
Mzee (Guest) on January 24, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 23, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 18, 2020
๐ Bookmarking this!
Mariam (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on January 15, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Jamila (Guest) on January 8, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 27, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 23, 2019
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Ramadhan (Guest) on December 16, 2019
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 5, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 30, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Amani (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Muslima (Guest) on November 15, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2019
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Shamim (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2019
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 15, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Mustafa (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Mazrui (Guest) on October 13, 2019
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on October 2, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Arifa (Guest) on September 29, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 28, 2019
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 8, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Salma (Guest) on September 8, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 7, 2019
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 26, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Zubeida (Guest) on August 19, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 15, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 7, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 28, 2019
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Sumaya (Guest) on July 20, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Fadhila (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2019
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Shamsa (Guest) on July 3, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 17, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 23, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 21, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 15, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Chum (Guest) on May 4, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 23, 2019
๐ This is too funny!