What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Leila (Guest) on February 6, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 6, 2020

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 20, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Shamsa (Guest) on January 16, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nassor (Guest) on January 14, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 25, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Kheri (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 16, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 10, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Sharifa (Guest) on November 24, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 23, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 20, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 11, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 6, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 24, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 20, 2019

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Safiya (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Sekela (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 12, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Amir (Guest) on October 10, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Khalifa (Guest) on October 9, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 2, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 1, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 26, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 20, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 6, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 26, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 22, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 20, 2019

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Omar (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Fatuma (Guest) on July 1, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 1, 2019

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Bakari (Guest) on June 14, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 31, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 25, 2019

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 4, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Khalifa (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 14, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 13, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 9, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

John Malisa (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

James Kimani (Guest) on March 14, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 6, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on February 20, 2019

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Biashara (Guest) on February 19, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Khadija (Guest) on February 14, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Masika (Guest) on February 11, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 7, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Rashid (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆