What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Jamila (Guest) on September 29, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Salum (Guest) on September 17, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 16, 2019

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

George Mallya (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Maulid (Guest) on September 8, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Maida (Guest) on September 4, 2019

😁 This just made my day!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 29, 2019

😂 I’m dying!

James Kimani (Guest) on August 28, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Zawadi (Guest) on August 23, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Hawa (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Omar (Guest) on July 18, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mohamed (Guest) on July 13, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Shukuru (Guest) on July 1, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

George Mallya (Guest) on June 24, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Amir (Guest) on June 19, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 13, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Raha (Guest) on June 11, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Nassar (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 10, 2019

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 2, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Zawadi (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 24, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Shukuru (Guest) on April 18, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 18, 2019

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mchawi (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Selemani (Guest) on March 18, 2019

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Fadhili (Guest) on March 15, 2019

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 5, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Abdullah (Guest) on February 27, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Fatuma (Guest) on February 25, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 23, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Zulekha (Guest) on February 20, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 13, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 8, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 7, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 27, 2019

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 21, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 2, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 2, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 4, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 18, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Ndoto (Guest) on November 15, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Azima (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on November 7, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️