Short Answer: "You can count on me for love, Valentine!"
Explanation: The calculator said this to express its commitment to the other calculator on Valentine's Day, using a play on words with "counting." The phrase "You can count on me" is often used to reassure someone of one's trustworthiness, but in this case, the calculator adds a twist by referring to its primary function of counting. The use of the word "love" implies affection, humorously suggesting that even calculators can have a romantic side. The cheerful tone and the emoji help enhance the lightheartedness of the response.
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 4, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Majid (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 2, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 26, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 24, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2019
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Mazrui (Guest) on November 13, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Kahina (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Neema (Guest) on October 30, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Kazija (Guest) on October 22, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Yahya (Guest) on October 22, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 17, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Fikiri (Guest) on October 4, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 3, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Sarafina (Guest) on October 1, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Saidi (Guest) on September 14, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 10, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 9, 2019
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Neema (Guest) on August 31, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Rehema (Guest) on August 30, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 28, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Rashid (Guest) on August 24, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 19, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 17, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2019
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 11, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 25, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Zawadi (Guest) on July 21, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Fadhili (Guest) on July 16, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 2, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Issack (Guest) on June 30, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Jamila (Guest) on June 26, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Binti (Guest) on June 22, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Amani (Guest) on June 20, 2019
😅 I needed that!
Abubakar (Guest) on June 13, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Nashon (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 1, 2019
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 27, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Kiza (Guest) on May 20, 2019
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 14, 2019
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Mchawi (Guest) on May 4, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 19, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 1, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 26, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 25, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 24, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Jamal (Guest) on March 16, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Faiza (Guest) on March 14, 2019
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Chiku (Guest) on March 2, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 18, 2019
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Abdullah (Guest) on February 16, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Sumaya (Guest) on February 16, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰