Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! 🚿😄
Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! 🧐🚔
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 19, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Sharifa (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 9, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 28, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 16, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 15, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Fadhili (Guest) on January 8, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 3, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Ahmed (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Rabia (Guest) on December 12, 2020
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 10, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 10, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Salima (Guest) on November 28, 2020
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
John Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2020
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mariam (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Faiza (Guest) on November 5, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 9, 2020
🤣 This one got me good!
Halimah (Guest) on September 25, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Asha (Guest) on September 14, 2020
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 26, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 16, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Biashara (Guest) on August 8, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Mchuma (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 4, 2020
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 2, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 30, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 21, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 20, 2020
😆 Still cracking up!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 16, 2020
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 14, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 5, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 23, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 29, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 18, 2020
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Hekima (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Issa (Guest) on April 16, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 15, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Maneno (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
John Lissu (Guest) on April 9, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mohamed (Guest) on April 7, 2020
😆 That punchline!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 29, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Sumaya (Guest) on March 25, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜