Short Answer: Because it had ticks! πΆβ°
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. π€π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 3, 2020
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 29, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Omari (Guest) on November 17, 2020
π Perfect joke!
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 16, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2020
π€£ This joke is too good!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2020
π Mood instantly lifted!
Saidi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 3, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Kassim (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 13, 2020
π Gotta save this!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Jaffar (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 30, 2020
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Hashim (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Nasra (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 18, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Maneno (Guest) on July 10, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Hamida (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Hashim (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Biashara (Guest) on May 22, 2020
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Biashara (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Mchuma (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2020
π This is too funny!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 12, 2020
π€£ Pure genius!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 31, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 13, 2020
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Rukia (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Sofia (Guest) on February 16, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 10, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Rabia (Guest) on January 17, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2020
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 1, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Halima (Guest) on December 31, 2019
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Aziza (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ