Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐ถโฐ
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐คญ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 3, 2020
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 29, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Omari (Guest) on November 17, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 16, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mustafa (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2020
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Saidi (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 3, 2020
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 28, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Kassim (Guest) on September 15, 2020
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 13, 2020
๐ Gotta save this!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 12, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Jaffar (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 30, 2020
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on August 19, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Nasra (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mariam (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2020
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 18, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 12, 2020
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Maneno (Guest) on July 10, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 16, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 11, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Hashim (Guest) on May 23, 2020
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Biashara (Guest) on May 22, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Biashara (Guest) on May 9, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mchuma (Guest) on April 29, 2020
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Asha (Guest) on April 24, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 12, 2020
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 31, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 24, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 13, 2020
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 10, 2020
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 29, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on February 28, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Sofia (Guest) on February 16, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 10, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Rabia (Guest) on January 17, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 10, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 1, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Halima (Guest) on December 31, 2019
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐