Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Farida (Guest) on March 26, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 16, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Khadija (Guest) on February 16, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 4, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 3, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Zuhura (Guest) on November 28, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 26, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 1, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 31, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 16, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Amina (Guest) on October 6, 2020

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 9, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Fadhili (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Zubeida (Guest) on September 1, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Asha (Guest) on August 11, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Jamila (Guest) on August 1, 2020

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 12, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 11, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Zubeida (Guest) on July 7, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Maimuna (Guest) on July 7, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 30, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 20, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Omari (Guest) on June 12, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Faiza (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Athumani (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 20, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 17, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Husna (Guest) on April 30, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 28, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Abubakar (Guest) on April 27, 2020

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Azima (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 25, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hawa (Guest) on March 25, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 23, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Biashara (Guest) on March 22, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 12, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 4, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nassor (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Aziza (Guest) on February 6, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Josephine (Guest) on January 31, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 22, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊