Sarafina (Guest) on November 27, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Halima (Guest) on November 2, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Muslima (Guest) on October 16, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

James Malima (Guest) on October 14, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on September 15, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 30, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 10, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 6, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Shamim (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 15, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 10, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 8, 2020

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Salum (Guest) on June 20, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Kahina (Guest) on June 17, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 15, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 14, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 11, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Masika (Guest) on May 31, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Nyota (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Yusuf (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Shamim (Guest) on May 16, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Hassan (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 8, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 5, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Maulid (Guest) on March 29, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mjaka (Guest) on March 24, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Yusra (Guest) on March 12, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 10, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Abubakar (Guest) on February 17, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Victor Malima (Guest) on February 6, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 28, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 20, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 19, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 16, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 7, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 6, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Tambwe (Guest) on December 26, 2019

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 16, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Zawadi (Guest) on December 16, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mhina (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 15, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 14, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Mgeni (Guest) on December 10, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Sharifa (Guest) on December 4, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 3, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 2, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️