Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Selemani (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 14, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Husna (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 1, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 31, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 29, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Rahma (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 12, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 26, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 19, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Jafari (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 2, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 24, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Raha (Guest) on August 17, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Yahya (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 2, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 21, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Issa (Guest) on July 9, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 7, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 5, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Halimah (Guest) on July 5, 2020

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

John Malisa (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Wande (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Rahim (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 2, 2020

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Habiba (Guest) on May 30, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 28, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 23, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Husna (Guest) on May 7, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Binti (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 22, 2020

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 15, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 12, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 8, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 3, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Daudi (Guest) on March 30, 2020

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 28, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Amir (Guest) on March 28, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 25, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 23, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Kheri (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 4, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Kazija (Guest) on March 2, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nasra (Guest) on February 29, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 27, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mwakisu (Guest) on February 26, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Nyota (Guest) on February 14, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Maimuna (Guest) on February 12, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️