What do you call a fish with no eye?

Aziza (Guest) on June 3, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Yahya (Guest) on May 29, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on May 23, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Hamida (Guest) on May 21, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 8, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 6, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Daudi (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 28, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 22, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

George Tenga (Guest) on March 20, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 18, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Khadija (Guest) on March 16, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 11, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Issa (Guest) on February 23, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Abdullah (Guest) on February 19, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 27, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 21, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 5, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 3, 2020

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 23, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Fadhila (Guest) on December 21, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 18, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rukia (Guest) on December 14, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Faiza (Guest) on November 22, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 22, 2019

🤣 Sending this now!

Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 7, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Issack (Guest) on October 31, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Amani (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 29, 2019

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 28, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Daudi (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 19, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Sarafina (Guest) on October 9, 2019

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 6, 2019

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 26, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Faiza (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Tambwe (Guest) on September 15, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 13, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nuru (Guest) on September 12, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Abdullah (Guest) on September 9, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 31, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Bahati (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Bakari (Guest) on August 29, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Kiza (Guest) on August 21, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Abdullah (Guest) on August 20, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 20, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Halimah (Guest) on August 18, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2019

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nahida (Guest) on August 11, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 9, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 7, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰