Hawa (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Bakari (Guest) on December 10, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 4, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 1, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Omari (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

James Malima (Guest) on November 25, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 24, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 19, 2020

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

George Mallya (Guest) on November 17, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Athumani (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 19, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 11, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 11, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

John Lissu (Guest) on September 4, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Sultan (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Kahina (Guest) on August 9, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Baridi (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 1, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Khatib (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Zakia (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Wande (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 30, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Zawadi (Guest) on June 25, 2020

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

James Kimani (Guest) on June 17, 2020

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Hamida (Guest) on June 16, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 13, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Kahina (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 6, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sekela (Guest) on May 28, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Abdullah (Guest) on May 26, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Hekima (Guest) on April 28, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 27, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Baraka (Guest) on April 23, 2020

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

John Malisa (Guest) on April 8, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Issack (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 23, 2020

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Wande (Guest) on March 22, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Hekima (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Saidi (Guest) on March 3, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Sofia (Guest) on February 14, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2020

😄 What a joke!

Selemani (Guest) on February 2, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 31, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 29, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 21, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 3, 2020

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Warda (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Zawadi (Guest) on December 3, 2019

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺