Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Kazija (Guest) on September 3, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 29, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 29, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

James Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2020

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2020

😄 Too good!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 14, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Amir (Guest) on July 25, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 23, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Tabu (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 14, 2020

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 26, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

James Malima (Guest) on June 23, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 21, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 19, 2020

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Chum (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Chum (Guest) on June 2, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Khadija (Guest) on May 31, 2020

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 29, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 26, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 22, 2020

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Aziza (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 16, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 5, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Binti (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Saidi (Guest) on April 29, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Rukia (Guest) on April 25, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Nassor (Guest) on April 4, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on April 3, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Omar (Guest) on April 2, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 1, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 28, 2020

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Amani (Guest) on March 25, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Amina (Guest) on March 14, 2020

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 25, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 23, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 13, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 13, 2020

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Abubakari (Guest) on January 24, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 24, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Husna (Guest) on January 15, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 14, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on December 30, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Masika (Guest) on December 30, 2019

😆 Still cracking up!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 19, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Rabia (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mazrui (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 8, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥