Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji π₯ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 30, 2020
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 28, 2020
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2020
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Asha (Guest) on October 25, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 20, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 30, 2020
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Mustafa (Guest) on September 28, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Rubea (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
James Kimani (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Fikiri (Guest) on August 15, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 1, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2020
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 8, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Omar (Guest) on July 7, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mwanais (Guest) on July 2, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2020
π This just made my day!
Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Mhina (Guest) on June 21, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 9, 2020
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 8, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Aziza (Guest) on May 26, 2020
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Baridi (Guest) on May 15, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Mustafa (Guest) on May 8, 2020
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Shani (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 22, 2020
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 18, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 17, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
Nyota (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 28, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 23, 2020
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Mazrui (Guest) on March 19, 2020
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Wande (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 13, 2020
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 8, 2020
π Sharing right away!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 7, 2020
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Daudi (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 7, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 2, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2020
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Ndoto (Guest) on February 11, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Sharifa (Guest) on February 2, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Habiba (Guest) on January 30, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 13, 2020
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 31, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄