An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ๐๐ฆต
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Kheri (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Daudi (Guest) on October 19, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 11, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Issa (Guest) on October 10, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Ali (Guest) on October 3, 2020
๐ This is a keeper!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 16, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Sultan (Guest) on September 10, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 14, 2020
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 10, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Mazrui (Guest) on July 19, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Salma (Guest) on July 9, 2020
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 29, 2020
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 20, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on June 14, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on June 8, 2020
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 6, 2020
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Mustafa (Guest) on May 27, 2020
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 13, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Omari (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Baraka (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Warda (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 19, 2020
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 19, 2020
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Issa (Guest) on April 7, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
John Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 29, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 25, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 14, 2020
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 4, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 3, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 25, 2020
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Tambwe (Guest) on January 22, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 19, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on January 4, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 3, 2020
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Daudi (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 28, 2019
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 22, 2019
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 21, 2019
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 13, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 8, 2019
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐