Omar (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

James Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 31, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 28, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 25, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 15, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Rahim (Guest) on January 9, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Salum (Guest) on January 6, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 2, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Bakari (Guest) on December 29, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mohamed (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 19, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 7, 2020

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Fikiri (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Tabu (Guest) on November 16, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 13, 2020

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 30, 2020

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 26, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 21, 2020

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Halimah (Guest) on October 14, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Sultan (Guest) on October 3, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Bakari (Guest) on September 19, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Sekela (Guest) on September 8, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 8, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Hashim (Guest) on September 5, 2020

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 4, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Issack (Guest) on August 25, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 22, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ahmed (Guest) on August 18, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 10, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 31, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 31, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 24, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Zakaria (Guest) on July 15, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Chiku (Guest) on July 12, 2020

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Kahina (Guest) on July 6, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Yusuf (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Rahim (Guest) on June 18, 2020

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 12, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 5, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 1, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Yahya (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 2, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Juma (Guest) on April 28, 2020

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 26, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Umi (Guest) on April 13, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 6, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Zainab (Guest) on April 6, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Farida (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 28, 2020

😆 That punchline!