Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

John Malisa (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 22, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Fadhili (Guest) on November 15, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 14, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

John Malisa (Guest) on November 14, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Jaffar (Guest) on October 31, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Maulid (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 20, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 11, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Chum (Guest) on September 11, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 3, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

John Lissu (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Farida (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Josephine (Guest) on August 22, 2021

😆 Still cracking up!

Mjaka (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 14, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Saidi (Guest) on August 13, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 11, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 16, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 14, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 12, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwanais (Guest) on June 30, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Khamis (Guest) on June 27, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Majid (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 22, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 12, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Salima (Guest) on June 11, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 11, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mzee (Guest) on June 11, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on June 9, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 7, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 3, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 1, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Shamim (Guest) on May 28, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 11, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Hekima (Guest) on May 5, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Neema (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

John Kamande (Guest) on May 1, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 28, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Zainab (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 13, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 6, 2021

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 5, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Khadija (Guest) on April 1, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Abubakari (Guest) on March 11, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!