Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 10, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Josephine (Guest) on January 3, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 30, 2021

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 19, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Nuru (Guest) on December 18, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 5, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Zuhura (Guest) on November 23, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nyota (Guest) on November 21, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 10, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 7, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Sofia (Guest) on November 1, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 28, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mariam (Guest) on October 22, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 22, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 11, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 5, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Daudi (Guest) on September 6, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Raha (Guest) on August 31, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sarafina (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 9, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 2, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Faiza (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 21, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 9, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 28, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 22, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mariam (Guest) on June 17, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

David Chacha (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 13, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 2, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 25, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Rashid (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 9, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 19, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Jaffar (Guest) on February 28, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Masika (Guest) on February 21, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

James Mduma (Guest) on February 16, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 8, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Hamida (Guest) on January 31, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Khadija (Guest) on January 28, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 26, 2021

😆 Saving this one!

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 26, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 24, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔