Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 25, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2021

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 11, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khalifa (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 29, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

George Tenga (Guest) on September 18, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Issack (Guest) on September 17, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Rahim (Guest) on September 16, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 8, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Saidi (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 27, 2021

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Sekela (Guest) on August 19, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 4, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Shani (Guest) on August 3, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 28, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Chiku (Guest) on July 1, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 23, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nassor (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on June 7, 2021

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 21, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Rukia (Guest) on May 19, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mchawi (Guest) on May 10, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 7, 2021

😄 Too good!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 23, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 6, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 30, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Issack (Guest) on March 15, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 12, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 27, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Safiya (Guest) on February 25, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Baridi (Guest) on February 21, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 15, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Abubakari (Guest) on January 23, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 21, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 12, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 3, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 25, 2020

😁 Added to my favorites!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 18, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 14, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Abubakari (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️