Dracula's favorite fruit is a ๐ฉธ๐"Bloody Apple"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 18, 2021
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Bahati (Guest) on October 7, 2021
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 23, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 13, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 10, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2021
๐ Bookmarking this!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 4, 2021
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 2, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 30, 2021
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Abubakari (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
James Mduma (Guest) on August 20, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 14, 2021
๐ Still cracking up!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 28, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 7, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 30, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 29, 2021
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 25, 2021
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Furaha (Guest) on May 18, 2021
๐ That punchline was epic!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 17, 2021
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 27, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Salum (Guest) on April 26, 2021
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Azima (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 12, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 28, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 23, 2021
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 23, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Jafari (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 9, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Mchawi (Guest) on March 8, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Asha (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Khatib (Guest) on March 2, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on February 19, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on January 14, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Fadhili (Guest) on January 13, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Zawadi (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 28, 2020
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mjaka (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 24, 2020
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Mariam (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 19, 2020
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 24, 2020
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mtumwa (Guest) on November 17, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐