What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Mazrui (Guest) on February 25, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2022

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mwanais (Guest) on February 15, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 14, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Khalifa (Guest) on February 11, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Rahim (Guest) on January 29, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 25, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😆 Totally hilarious!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 15, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on December 30, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 26, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Zakaria (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 17, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Safiya (Guest) on December 15, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

George Tenga (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Nashon (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rubea (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 5, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 4, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Ali (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 30, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Zainab (Guest) on October 15, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Khadija (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Salma (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 16, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 13, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

John Malisa (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Hashim (Guest) on July 26, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 17, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Warda (Guest) on July 12, 2021

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 3, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Amina (Guest) on July 1, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Salum (Guest) on June 4, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Nchi (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Zainab (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 16, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zainab (Guest) on May 1, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 29, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Zawadi (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

James Mduma (Guest) on April 18, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Athumani (Guest) on March 20, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 17, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 24, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Nyota (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!