Name her Patty! ๐
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 16, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 14, 2021
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 8, 2021
๐ Still cracking up!
Farida (Guest) on December 6, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 1, 2021
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 29, 2021
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 27, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 2, 2021
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 26, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Khadija (Guest) on September 17, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 17, 2021
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Rukia (Guest) on September 2, 2021
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Amani (Guest) on August 20, 2021
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Umi (Guest) on August 18, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Zakia (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 30, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 19, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 18, 2021
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 6, 2021
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Shamsa (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 30, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 26, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 24, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 23, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Baridi (Guest) on May 22, 2021
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Safiya (Guest) on May 1, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 21, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 16, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Fadhili (Guest) on April 6, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Zulekha (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 29, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Nasra (Guest) on February 25, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Baraka (Guest) on February 18, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Ndoto (Guest) on February 18, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 11, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 27, 2021
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 25, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on January 21, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Khalifa (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Abubakar (Guest) on December 28, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 20, 2020
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Issack (Guest) on December 20, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2020
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Majid (Guest) on November 26, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ