What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Sultan (Guest) on August 10, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Wande (Guest) on August 6, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

John Mushi (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 28, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 26, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Raha (Guest) on July 20, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 6, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Omar (Guest) on July 2, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Sekela (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

George Mallya (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Khalifa (Guest) on June 12, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 26, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Salima (Guest) on May 22, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 17, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 16, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Ndoto (Guest) on May 13, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 5, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 28, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 21, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Nchi (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Umi (Guest) on April 13, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 15, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Kassim (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 4, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 3, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kheri (Guest) on February 13, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 12, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mashaka (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mwanais (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 31, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on January 29, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on January 20, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Yusuf (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on January 18, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Shani (Guest) on December 30, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 29, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 13, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 10, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 31, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Shabani (Guest) on October 22, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 19, 2020

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 6, 2020

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 27, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 26, 2020

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳