Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇♀️💨
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 27, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 3, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
Faiza (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Mchawi (Guest) on April 6, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 27, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Ndoto (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Ahmed (Guest) on March 20, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 19, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2021
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Abubakar (Guest) on February 11, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 10, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on February 8, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Wande (Guest) on January 29, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Yusuf (Guest) on January 26, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Fadhila (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 22, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 8, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Omari (Guest) on January 7, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 2, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Arifa (Guest) on December 29, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Salum (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Jabir (Guest) on December 21, 2020
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
John Kamande (Guest) on December 19, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 18, 2020
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 16, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Mgeni (Guest) on December 16, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2020
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Omari (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Issa (Guest) on December 9, 2020
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Shamim (Guest) on November 21, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 20, 2020
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 15, 2020
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 14, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 30, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 26, 2020
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Issack (Guest) on October 16, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Shabani (Guest) on October 14, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 25, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2020
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 18, 2020
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 17, 2020
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Fadhila (Guest) on September 16, 2020
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 14, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 10, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 10, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Kheri (Guest) on September 1, 2020
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Halima (Guest) on August 31, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Rehema (Guest) on August 29, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Yahya (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 21, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!