Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 29, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mgeni (Guest) on September 25, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Fadhila (Guest) on September 21, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Chiku (Guest) on September 21, 2022

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mchuma (Guest) on September 10, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Salma (Guest) on September 4, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Faiza (Guest) on September 2, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Hashim (Guest) on August 31, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Zubeida (Guest) on August 21, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 14, 2022

😅 I needed that!

Saidi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 9, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 6, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 3, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Juma (Guest) on August 1, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mwanais (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 30, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 25, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nyota (Guest) on July 24, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 18, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

John Lissu (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 5, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 28, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 21, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

John Mushi (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Nassar (Guest) on April 9, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 2, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on February 26, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 22, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Halima (Guest) on February 22, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 13, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Mhina (Guest) on February 13, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 4, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nasra (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nchi (Guest) on January 8, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Makame (Guest) on December 31, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Nahida (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 20, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Sofia (Guest) on December 18, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

James Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 14, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 12, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 6, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Sharifa (Guest) on November 4, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on October 31, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 24, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Kheri (Guest) on October 20, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯