Which monster is the best dance partner?

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 24, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Leila (Guest) on October 6, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Zainab (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Habiba (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Shamim (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 22, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Khamis (Guest) on September 19, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Makame (Guest) on September 10, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 30, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Warda (Guest) on August 16, 2022

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Kazija (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Shamim (Guest) on August 4, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 2, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 21, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Khalifa (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 9, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mhina (Guest) on July 8, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 28, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 22, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 15, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Athumani (Guest) on June 10, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rehema (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sumaya (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Sharifa (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Umi (Guest) on April 28, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Aziza (Guest) on April 19, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Khamis (Guest) on April 15, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Rubea (Guest) on April 14, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Ndoto (Guest) on March 30, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Juma (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 8, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Yahya (Guest) on March 8, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Abdillah (Guest) on February 13, 2022

😂 So funny!

Masika (Guest) on February 9, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 17, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mashaka (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Zainab (Guest) on December 24, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂