Maimuna (Guest) on October 28, 2022

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

George Tenga (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 19, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 11, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 30, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 27, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

John Mushi (Guest) on September 25, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 13, 2022

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 8, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 3, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 29, 2022

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 22, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 11, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Zubeida (Guest) on August 9, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Shani (Guest) on August 5, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Rahma (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Khadija (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 26, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 26, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Arifa (Guest) on July 21, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Rubea (Guest) on July 1, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 19, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 23, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Hawa (Guest) on May 13, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 11, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Asha (Guest) on May 3, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Nashon (Guest) on May 2, 2022

😂 Gotta save this!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 15, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 10, 2022

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 9, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on April 6, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Amani (Guest) on March 30, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 25, 2022

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Chacha (Guest) on March 17, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Rukia (Guest) on March 13, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 11, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mustafa (Guest) on March 1, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Mchawi (Guest) on February 21, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 13, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nasra (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 23, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Issack (Guest) on January 6, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 5, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 4, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Maulid (Guest) on January 2, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on December 24, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊