Short answer: A Shampoodle! 🐩💇♀️
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! 🚿💖
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Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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😁 Added to my favorites!
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😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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😆 That punchline was epic!
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😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!