What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

George Mallya (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Furaha (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nahida (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

George Mallya (Guest) on December 12, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 8, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Baridi (Guest) on December 6, 2022

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 30, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Nashon (Guest) on November 28, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

David Chacha (Guest) on November 23, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 16, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 10, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

George Tenga (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

George Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 26, 2022

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 22, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 10, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 30, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Amina (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 25, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 12, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 7, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

George Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

George Tenga (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Hawa (Guest) on July 14, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 10, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

John Mushi (Guest) on July 8, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Fikiri (Guest) on July 4, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 28, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mashaka (Guest) on June 20, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

John Lissu (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 31, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Khalifa (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Baridi (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Majid (Guest) on May 15, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Sultan (Guest) on April 28, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Hashim (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Tabu (Guest) on April 19, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Zuhura (Guest) on April 12, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Nashon (Guest) on March 17, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌