Dracula's favorite fruit is a ๐ฉธ๐"Bloody Apple"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅณ๐
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๐ Iโm still cracking up!
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๐ This is gold!
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Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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๐ So funny!
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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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๐ This joke just made my day!
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๐ This one really got me!
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Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป