Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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