What did the monster ask his sweetheart?

Mashaka (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Fatuma (Guest) on November 18, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Sekela (Guest) on November 10, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 8, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 2, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 25, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Sumaya (Guest) on October 16, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 11, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 2, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Fadhila (Guest) on September 24, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 21, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 9, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 6, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Binti (Guest) on September 5, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 1, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Halimah (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 26, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Maulid (Guest) on August 20, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Rubea (Guest) on August 19, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mchawi (Guest) on August 1, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Athumani (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 29, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Maimuna (Guest) on July 23, 2022

😄 You got me!

James Kimani (Guest) on July 21, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 20, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Tambwe (Guest) on July 5, 2022

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Rabia (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Aziza (Guest) on June 22, 2022

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 16, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Rehema (Guest) on June 2, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Majid (Guest) on May 25, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Raha (Guest) on May 7, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mchuma (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Sekela (Guest) on April 27, 2022

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Hawa (Guest) on April 17, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 30, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 28, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mashaka (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 15, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 14, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Biashara (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 7, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 6, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

John Lissu (Guest) on February 16, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Salma (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rehema (Guest) on February 12, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 19, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼