What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

Mjaka (Guest) on September 21, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 6, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

John Mushi (Guest) on August 22, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Shani (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 8, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Maneno (Guest) on August 7, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 5, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2022

😄 You got me!

Arifa (Guest) on July 29, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Shamsa (Guest) on July 8, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mzee (Guest) on June 28, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 25, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 18, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Safiya (Guest) on June 16, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Tambwe (Guest) on June 12, 2022

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 5, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Juma (Guest) on May 23, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Jabir (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

George Tenga (Guest) on May 17, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 17, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zuhura (Guest) on May 12, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Ahmed (Guest) on May 10, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Bakari (Guest) on April 29, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Issack (Guest) on April 20, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 7, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 3, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Tambwe (Guest) on March 19, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rehema (Guest) on March 9, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 2, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Khalifa (Guest) on February 13, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 11, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 6, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Tambwe (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Abdillah (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 25, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Azima (Guest) on January 23, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 8, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 2, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Khatib (Guest) on December 24, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Khadija (Guest) on December 2, 2021

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Safiya (Guest) on November 25, 2021

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 20, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!