Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
Mariam (Guest) on October 3, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Chum (Guest) on September 26, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Issack (Guest) on September 26, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 20, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Zulekha (Guest) on September 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 1, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 16, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
John Malisa (Guest) on August 13, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 12, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 11, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Amani (Guest) on August 9, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 5, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Sumaya (Guest) on August 2, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 24, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Rashid (Guest) on July 15, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 11, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 23, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Rahma (Guest) on June 11, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 31, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Yahya (Guest) on May 28, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Jabir (Guest) on May 25, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 5, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 26, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
John Mushi (Guest) on April 23, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 21, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 13, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Shabani (Guest) on April 12, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 24, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Shukuru (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 18, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 17, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 7, 2023
😆 That punchline!
Shamsa (Guest) on March 4, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 3, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 11, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
Farida (Guest) on January 22, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 20, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Zawadi (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 15, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Nchi (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 12, 2022
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Daudi (Guest) on December 11, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Juma (Guest) on December 6, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 28, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 28, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 24, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 13, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
John Lissu (Guest) on November 12, 2022
😄 What a joke!
John Lissu (Guest) on November 8, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Jafari (Guest) on October 5, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤