Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. π€£π
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 6, 2023
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 29, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Rehema (Guest) on September 20, 2023
π So funny!
Arifa (Guest) on September 18, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 17, 2023
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Salima (Guest) on September 15, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 12, 2023
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 12, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 27, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 21, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 12, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 5, 2023
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Mhina (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Fatuma (Guest) on July 21, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Nahida (Guest) on July 7, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Tambwe (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Yusuf (Guest) on June 27, 2023
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Hamida (Guest) on June 26, 2023
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Neema (Guest) on June 13, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Rabia (Guest) on June 8, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Sumaya (Guest) on June 6, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 5, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 19, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Maimuna (Guest) on May 6, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Hashim (Guest) on April 22, 2023
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 18, 2023
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 8, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 30, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
George Tenga (Guest) on March 22, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 21, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Jafari (Guest) on March 16, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Zubeida (Guest) on March 15, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 11, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Sarafina (Guest) on March 10, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Issack (Guest) on March 1, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 23, 2023
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 10, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 8, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 6, 2023
π Can't stop laughing!
Salum (Guest) on January 25, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2023
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 17, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 17, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2023
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Azima (Guest) on December 23, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 3, 2022
π€£ This joke is too good!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Sharifa (Guest) on November 30, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 14, 2022
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Nyota (Guest) on November 9, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 3, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!