Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! 📣🦖⏰
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! 😄🌴🍗
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mgeni (Guest) on August 8, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 4, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 3, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 24, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Rubea (Guest) on July 23, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Hashim (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 3, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 3, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 29, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 17, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 9, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 28, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 27, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Faiza (Guest) on May 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 5, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 3, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 28, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
George Mallya (Guest) on April 23, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Shani (Guest) on April 9, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Azima (Guest) on March 26, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 20, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Tambwe (Guest) on February 28, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
John Lissu (Guest) on February 10, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Ahmed (Guest) on February 7, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
Kazija (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Mariam (Guest) on January 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Hashim (Guest) on January 17, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Shamsa (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 5, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 30, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Mwanais (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 12, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 11, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Sarafina (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Zubeida (Guest) on December 4, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 28, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
Zainab (Guest) on November 15, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 5, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 26, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2022
😂 So funny!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 16, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 15, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 14, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️