A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! πͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈ
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. πͺοΈπ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 29, 2023
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 27, 2023
π This is gold!
Kassim (Guest) on October 20, 2023
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
James Mduma (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 10, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Warda (Guest) on September 3, 2023
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Fatuma (Guest) on August 29, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 22, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Aziza (Guest) on August 20, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Nyota (Guest) on August 19, 2023
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Mohamed (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Bahati (Guest) on August 17, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 16, 2023
π€£ Pure genius!
Biashara (Guest) on August 9, 2023
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Abdillah (Guest) on August 6, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 1, 2023
π So funny!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 29, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Amir (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Tabu (Guest) on June 29, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2023
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2023
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Salma (Guest) on May 26, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Maida (Guest) on May 15, 2023
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 9, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Tabu (Guest) on March 23, 2023
π Best laugh of the day!
Ahmed (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
George Tenga (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 17, 2023
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 13, 2023
π This is too funny!
Amir (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Maulid (Guest) on March 1, 2023
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 22, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Zakia (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Mzee (Guest) on February 11, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 11, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 1, 2023
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Ahmed (Guest) on February 1, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 29, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 29, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 19, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Halima (Guest) on January 18, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 17, 2023
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Maulid (Guest) on January 13, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Kazija (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Shamim (Guest) on December 15, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Rahma (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ