What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Hassan (Guest) on October 16, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 8, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 7, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mariam (Guest) on October 3, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 3, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 1, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Kahina (Guest) on September 29, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Rahim (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Omari (Guest) on August 3, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 24, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Makame (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Bahati (Guest) on July 9, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Asha (Guest) on July 8, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 2, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Leila (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 26, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 25, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Mariam (Guest) on June 23, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Mariam (Guest) on June 3, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 31, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 13, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Rashid (Guest) on May 9, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 1, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 24, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 21, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Zainab (Guest) on April 14, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 10, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mariam (Guest) on April 5, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Halima (Guest) on March 18, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Shukuru (Guest) on March 10, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 22, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Fikiri (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Jamal (Guest) on February 13, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Baridi (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

George Mallya (Guest) on February 7, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Jabir (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 5, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Husna (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Wande (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 5, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Abdillah (Guest) on December 18, 2022

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 14, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Husna (Guest) on December 4, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Rukia (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mazrui (Guest) on December 2, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 1, 2022

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Wande (Guest) on October 28, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Husna (Guest) on October 25, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!