Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 1, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 30, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sultan (Guest) on October 29, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Salum (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 20, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on September 26, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Baridi (Guest) on September 22, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 14, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 10, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Chum (Guest) on September 6, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 31, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Wande (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 16, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 3, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Warda (Guest) on July 21, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 12, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 27, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Rabia (Guest) on June 11, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 9, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Fadhili (Guest) on June 2, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Nuru (Guest) on April 9, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Abubakar (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Kazija (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Husna (Guest) on March 18, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Halima (Guest) on March 17, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Khalifa (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Khalifa (Guest) on March 6, 2023

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 3, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 22, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Zulekha (Guest) on January 23, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Chiku (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Mchuma (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Hashim (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 24, 2022

😂 This is too funny!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 23, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mchuma (Guest) on December 17, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 3, 2022

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 22, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Chiku (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Rashid (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 11, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴