Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? 🕵️♀️🍞
A: The Cereal Killer! 🥣🔪
Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽🥣😄
Khatib (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Sumaya (Guest) on November 8, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 7, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 31, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 15, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Issa (Guest) on October 10, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 23, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Kiza (Guest) on September 19, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 6, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 4, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
John Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 24, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 20, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Amani (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 31, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Yusuf (Guest) on July 27, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Raha (Guest) on July 21, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Hekima (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
John Lissu (Guest) on July 9, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
James Kawawa (Guest) on June 29, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mashaka (Guest) on June 27, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 19, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Shukuru (Guest) on June 17, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Arifa (Guest) on May 23, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Ahmed (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
George Ndungu (Guest) on May 19, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 5, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Warda (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Zakia (Guest) on April 12, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
John Mushi (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 24, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 22, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Mjaka (Guest) on March 8, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Sekela (Guest) on March 7, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Baraka (Guest) on March 3, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Halima (Guest) on February 27, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Chiku (Guest) on February 16, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 15, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 13, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Jamila (Guest) on February 5, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
Maneno (Guest) on January 24, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 22, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Aziza (Guest) on January 14, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Selemani (Guest) on January 12, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Rubea (Guest) on January 6, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 25, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 7, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Neema (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 30, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Bakari (Guest) on November 24, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 3, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
James Mduma (Guest) on November 2, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚