Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop!
Explanation: ๐ฅ๐ท In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. ๐ฝ๐ฅ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 24, 2023
๐ Perfect joke!
Jabir (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Bahati (Guest) on November 17, 2023
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 8, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 6, 2023
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 24, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Amir (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 15, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 6, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 24, 2023
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Amani (Guest) on September 23, 2023
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 23, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 10, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 7, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 4, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 3, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Shukuru (Guest) on September 1, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 31, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on August 30, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 30, 2023
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 27, 2023
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on August 24, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on August 15, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Shabani (Guest) on August 15, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 15, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 13, 2023
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 2, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Binti (Guest) on July 23, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Aziza (Guest) on July 18, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 14, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Salum (Guest) on July 14, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2023
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Khamis (Guest) on July 11, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 29, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 16, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 15, 2023
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 7, 2023
๐ That punchline was epic!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 7, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Maida (Guest) on June 5, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 29, 2023
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Josephine (Guest) on May 26, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on May 21, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 16, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 13, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Faiza (Guest) on April 20, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Leila (Guest) on April 18, 2023
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 5, 2023
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 28, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Sumaya (Guest) on March 18, 2023
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Mwagonda (Guest) on March 16, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Baraka (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น