How do you catch a polar bear?

Nassar (Guest) on November 1, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 18, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 23, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Sharifa (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Hashim (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

David Chacha (Guest) on August 30, 2023

😄 Too good!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Ibrahim (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 15, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 14, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Zainab (Guest) on August 5, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mzee (Guest) on July 18, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 9, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Selemani (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Omar (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 16, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 13, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mariam (Guest) on June 3, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 31, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nuru (Guest) on May 26, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Sharifa (Guest) on May 1, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Ali (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

James Kimani (Guest) on April 16, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Rahim (Guest) on April 9, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 7, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

David Chacha (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sumaya (Guest) on February 27, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Latifa (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Kheri (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Chum (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mazrui (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nassar (Guest) on January 27, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

John Lissu (Guest) on January 22, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 11, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 7, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Rukia (Guest) on December 27, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Makame (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 26, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

David Chacha (Guest) on December 20, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 17, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Jaffar (Guest) on December 6, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!