Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇♀️💨
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 1, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Abdillah (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 22, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 21, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 6, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Zubeida (Guest) on May 20, 2023
😄 Too good!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 6, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
James Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 21, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 19, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 20, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 4, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Khadija (Guest) on February 1, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 26, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 5, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Sarafina (Guest) on December 25, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Safiya (Guest) on December 1, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Shani (Guest) on November 29, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Asha (Guest) on November 19, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Saidi (Guest) on November 18, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Shukuru (Guest) on October 31, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 28, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Masika (Guest) on October 23, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Rabia (Guest) on September 23, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 24, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Zakaria (Guest) on June 6, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Jabir (Guest) on June 3, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Zakia (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅