Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! πββοΈπ¨
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 1, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Abdillah (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 22, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 21, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 6, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 20, 2023
π Too good!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 6, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
James Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 21, 2023
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Athumani (Guest) on April 18, 2023
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
David Ochieng (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Safiya (Guest) on April 13, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
James Kimani (Guest) on March 21, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
David Musyoka (Guest) on March 19, 2023
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2023
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Victor Malima (Guest) on February 20, 2023
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Juma (Guest) on February 13, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 4, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Khadija (Guest) on February 1, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 26, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 5, 2023
π€£ Pure genius!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 31, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Sarafina (Guest) on December 25, 2022
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Safiya (Guest) on December 1, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Shani (Guest) on November 29, 2022
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 24, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Asha (Guest) on November 19, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Saidi (Guest) on November 18, 2022
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Shukuru (Guest) on October 31, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 31, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 28, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Masika (Guest) on October 23, 2022
π Pure comedy gold!
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 30, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 26, 2022
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on September 23, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Rabia (Guest) on September 23, 2022
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 11, 2022
π This is pure brilliance!
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 2, 2022
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 24, 2022
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Zakaria (Guest) on June 6, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Jabir (Guest) on June 3, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on May 15, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 7, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Abubakar (Guest) on May 6, 2022
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Zakia (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ