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Ukimchoka mkeo, waweza kumtaftia sababu za kumuacha kama hizi

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1. Missed calls 16? Umeua betri la simu yangu. Kwa hiyo hata mimi unaweza kuniua… It's Over!!!
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2. Hata hunieshimu. Mi naongea na wewe lakini we upo bize unavuta pumzi? It's over!
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3. Nimekupigia umepokea simu hapohapo. Huna subira. It’s over!!
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4. Nilikwambia huwa napenda chakula cha moto lakini hujanipashia ice cream. Hunijali. It's over!
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5. Nimekupa mayai mawili, moja uchemshe jingine ukaange. We umekaanga ambalo ulitakiwa kuchemsha na umechemsha ulilotakiwa kukaanga. Huniheshimu, It’s over!
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6. Nimekuita DARLING na wewe ukaniita HONEY. Yani kwa maana nyingine unamuita mama yangu NYUKI. Huheshimu wazazi wangu, fungasha kilicho chako. its over.

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