Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐ช๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 9, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
John Mushi (Guest) on February 25, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 19, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on February 11, 2015
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 6, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Halimah (Guest) on February 6, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 4, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 24, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 22, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Shabani (Guest) on January 4, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐