Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 2, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Mjaka (Guest) on March 1, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Mohamed (Guest) on February 10, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 7, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 7, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 6, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Majid (Guest) on February 3, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 21, 2015
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Sarafina (Guest) on January 16, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Binti (Guest) on January 9, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰