Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?
Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"
Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji π₯ can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.
Baraka (Guest) on March 19, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Nahida (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Jamila (Guest) on March 4, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 25, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 15, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 7, 2015
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Nyota (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 1, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 25, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Salima (Guest) on January 16, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Rehema (Guest) on January 3, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©